February 2012
22 posts
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
wamiv-: Aw you’re butthurt because I won’t continue to flirt with you after you tell me you don’t want to date me? Don’t care B-) this is what platonic Will acts like and it’s wooden. Fear me. So relevant right now. Re-blog for words and truths!
Feb 10th
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Unapologetic Principles
Me: your principles are ridiculous! Rizz: ridiculous or not they shall not be broken…and pot kettle blackness much? As funny as the above conversation is, it’s very true - sometimes to a fault. I won’t easily budge on many things because I know I’m right. If I for some strange reason am wrong, I’ll accept it but I know it was still the right thing to do or say at...
Feb 10th
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Random T Fact #6394652
When I was little, I loved chewing on googly eyes until the black part came out.
Feb 9th
“This is a call to the colorblind This is an IOU I’m stranded behind the...”
– John Mayer, “Bigger than my Body”
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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“There’s enough surprises here to keep us going.”
– Paolo Nutini, “No No No”
Feb 8th
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To Do List Marred by Procrastination
Do taxes This awful paper My last two apartment projects The tightening of some furniture Dusting (holy shit old apartments collect dust!) Laundry MY FRIGGIN TAXES!!! Closet organization Shoe shopping (why would I ever take so long to do this?) See my family Get a real mirror and subsequently throw out the useless, rusty one Go run in that really cheap, so very accessible awesome gym I...
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
486 notes
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Home "sick"
With a bruised/sore crotch. DAMN YOU SOUL CYCLE AND YOUR PUMPED UP CLUB HITS, YOUR SUPER NICE INSTRUCTORS, AND COOL LOCKERS! YOUR BICYCLE SEAT HAS MADE SITTING TODAY A LIVING HELL! You’re lucky I gained 3 lbs since Christmas and have a “27 more pounds to go by June 3rd” mantra. 
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
– Bill Watterson (via daywalkertalker)
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Saturday
Paid bills Did all of my laundry Did some homework Cleaned Ordered wings for Super Bowl “party” Enjoyed Boy Meets World Marathon Ignored a boy Lady dates Will make pizza Will attend a fun soccer party How come no one told me about this productive thing years ago?
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
1,794 notes
Feb 2nd
Greatest Things Ever Created
Beer Cheese Pizza Bacon Doughnuts Sandwiches Penis Red lipstick Guitars Wedges/high heels/platforms Snuggies Adult onesies
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
377 notes
Two Words
Triscuit. Nachos.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
43 posts
Jan 31st
2,665 notes
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“I have never studied the art of paying compliments to women, but I must say that...”
– Abraham Lincoln Lincoln’s pimp hand was strong
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
128 notes
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Bullshit Quotes pt. 2
“Fine, let’s go on a date… but I’m not meeting your parents.”
Jan 31st
True Sign You've Grown Up
You stop your rage-filled blackouts before they start entirely.
Jan 31st
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Bullshit Quotes pt. 1
“Well everything I do is organic, not forced.”
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
46 notes
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Moral of the Story
Within the borders of this amazing borough called Brooklyn, exists a very small world; one I’m learning is getting smaller by the second.  Leave names out of stories. 
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Hmm....
I’m sick. I hate being sick. The weather going from 60 degrees to like -15 last night (apparently it was only 30) has made my throat feel like I swallowed a porcupine.I also feel some stress coming along that I don’t like much. I can’t put my finger on it but my stomach is hurting from the impending… something that I feel is about to happen.  I’ve never been remotely...
Jan 29th
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“I fashioned you from jewels and stone I made you in the image of myself…...”
– Keane - Spiraling
Jan 29th
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Le sigh
It’s about paying it forward, right? You know, being a better person, helping out your fellow man? I often don’t regret things and I know I won’t regret being there for someone close to me.  I just really like being alone now that I’m able to. 
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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I'm going to start a band
Called “Tom Hardy’s Lips”. Our first single will be called “Yum”
Jan 28th
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Reg. Bev. Wil.
overflowing: You know what I am watching.  Favorite movie tied with American History X and Dirty Dancing!
Jan 28th
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“‘Greatest thing is to love and be loved in return.’ You’ll see...”
– Mousekewitz on ‘Blue Valentine’
Jan 28th
Jan 24th
343 notes
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Things I'll Never Tire of Hearing
• “Titi Taryn” • “Ravens lose” • The laughter of my 3 (soon to be 4) little crumbsnatchers • “Wow! These things are amazing!” • “You’re the only woman I’d talk to about football” • “Steakout on Main…” • “Skinny bitch” • “I love you”
Jan 23rd
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What ever happened to Andrew Keegan?
Jan 23rd
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Back to this
4 pages to write by 1:00 PM.  Group conference call. Two games to watch that are a lot more important (I refuse to have a HarBORE Super Bowl. NYG & NE, let’s make it happen!) Oh, and I rather be getting fondled right now then researching. But, I digress.
Jan 22nd
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So did the thought cross your mind that there is something more to life than bedsheets and blankets - Envy on the Coast - Green Eyes Don’t Lie
Jan 19th
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“Give me strength, reserve, control / give me heart and give me soul”
– Coldplay - Politik ::headbanging::
Jan 18th
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“Don’t let this affect the game/Every five months we act the same/But I...”
– Eric Hutchinson - Food Chain
Jan 18th
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